1 These are the words of Agur, son of Jakeh. He spoke to Ithiel and Ucal. ️ 2 Agur said, “I am not smart. I do not know a lot.” 3 “I did not learn to be wise. I do not know God well.” 4 “Who went up to the sky and came down? Who holds the wind? Who wraps water? Who made the earth? What is His name? What is His Son’s name?” ️ 5 Every word God says is true. God keeps safe the ones who go to Him. ️ 6 Do not add to God’s words. God will say you lied. ️ 7 “I ask You two things, God. Please do not say no.” 2️⃣ 8 “Keep lies far from me. Do not make me poor or rich. Give me the food I need today.” 9 “If I have too much, I may forget You. If I have too little, I may steal and hurt Your name.” ⚖️ 10 Do not talk bad about a helper to the boss, or he may say bad words to you, and you get in trouble. ️⚠️ 11 Some kids say bad things to their dad. They do not thank their mom. 12 Some people think they are clean, but they are not clean. ❌ 13 Some people are proud. They look down on others. ⬆️ 14 Some people use words that cut, like sharp teeth. They hurt poor people. ️ 15 A bug that drinks blood says, “Give! Give!” Three things never have enough. Four things never say, “Stop.” ️ 16 The pit, a mom who cannot have a baby, dry land that wants rain, and fire do not say, “Stop.” ️❌️ 17 If an eye laughs at a dad and will not obey a mom, big birds will peck it. ️ 18 Three things are too hard for me. Four things I do not get. 3️⃣4️⃣ 19 How a big bird flies in the sky, how a snake moves on a rock, how a ship moves on the sea, and how a man is with a young girl. 20 A woman who cheats eats, wipes her mouth, and says, “I did no wrong.” ️ 21 Three things make the land shake. Four things it cannot hold. 22 A servant who becomes king, and a fool who eats too much. ️ 23 A woman no one loves who gets a husband, and a maid who takes her lady’s place. 24 Four small things on earth are very smart. 4️⃣ 25 Ants are not strong, but in hot time they store food. 26 Small rock animals are not strong, but they make homes in the rocks. 27 Bugs that hop and fly have no king, but they all move as one. ➡️➡️➡️ 28 A small lizard can be held by hand, yet it lives in a king’s big house. 29 Three things walk in a strong way. Four things move with pride. ♂️ 30 A lion is strong. It does not turn back. 31 A rooster that walks big, a goat, and a king with his army. ️ 32 If you show off or plan bad, put your hand on your mouth. ✋ 33 If you press milk, you get cheese. If you press a nose, you get blood. If you press anger, you get fights.